Post by Rob Van Dam on Mar 22, 2006 18:07:12 GMT -5
Match 1: Cruiserweight Open---Gregory Helms, Rey Mysterio, Matt Hardy, Kid Cash, Jamie Noble, Funaki, Brian "Spanky" Kendrick, Paul London, Nunzio, Psicosis and Super Crazy.
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-The announcer announces all of the superstars down to the ring-
Announcer: Through a random drawing, the first two superstars in are Psicosis and Jamie Noble!
-Jamie Noble and Psicosis get into the ring-
-The bell rings-
-Psicosis and Noble start trading punches. Noble kicks Psi in the mid-section and hits him with a suplex. Noble stomps on Psi and few times then goes to the top rope. Noble hits Psi with a diving elbow and goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Noble picks up Psi, but Psi toe-kicks Noble and hits him with a DDT. Psi goes to the top rope and hits Noble with a body splash. Psi goes over to the turnbuckle pad and tries to take it off. The ref. stops him and argues. Noble slowly gets up without Psi noticing. Noble lays back down and Psi goes to the top rope, going for a moonsault. Noble gets back up and hits a school boy on Psicosis off the top rope. 1...2...3!-
-Psicosis is eliminated-
-Funaki gets in the ring and Noble quickly rolls him up! 1...2...3!-
Tazz: Oh my gosh! That's the second year that that has happened!
-Funaki is eliminated-
-Kid Cash gets into the ring and clotheslines Noble. He picks him back up and hits him with a spinning dropkick. Cash goes to the top rope but Noble pulls down the top rope, causing Cash to fall. Noble grabs Cash's head and DDTs it off the top rope. Noble applies the Guillotine and Cash taps out-
-Kid Cash is eliminated-
-Nunzio gets into the ring and dropkicks Noble over the top rope. Nunzio runs across the ring and does a flying body splash to the outside, taking Noble down. Nunzio picks Jamie up and slams his head on the barricade. Nunzio throws Noble back in and pins him. 1...2..kickout. Nunzio goes to the top rope. Noble gets up and Nunzio goes for a diving dropkick, but Noble reverses, catches Nunzio and hits him with a tigerbomb. Nunzio rolls out of the ring. Noble goes to the outside but Nunzio quickly hits a drop-toe-hold to Noble onto the steel steps. The ref's count: 8.....9.....10!-
-Jamie Noble and Nunzio are eliminated by a double count out-
-Spanky and London get into the ring. Noble and Nunzio continue to fight on the outside. Spanky gets down on all fours, London runs across the ring, jumps off of Spanky and does a Shooting Star Press to the outside, taking Nunzio and Noble down-
Michael Cole: OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
-London gets back into the ring. Spanky quickly dropkicks London and goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout. Spanky runs off the ropes but London hits Spanky with a dropsault. London goes off the ropes and hits a legdrop. Pin. 1...2..kickout. London gets Spanky in a headlock. Spanky, after a few seconds, backdrops London, London does a backflip, lands on his feet, goes for a hurricarana, Spanky reverses into a roll up and London reverses that roll up into another roll up. Pin. 1...2..kickout! London clotheslines Spanky and goes to the top rope. Spanky does a kick up and goes up to the top rope with him. Spanky grabs London's head and hits him with a Sliced Bread #2 off the top rope-
J.R.: I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT! This is a slobber knocker!
-Spanky goes for the pin. 1...2.......kickout!!! Spanky goes to the top rope. Spanky leaps off and goes for a diving legdrop but misses. London reverses it into a school boy. 1...2....3!-
-Spanky is eliminated-
-Super Crazy gets into the ring and dropkicks London. Super Crazy hits a moonsault from the first rope. 1...2...kickout. Super Crazy picks up London and hits him with an ensiguri. He goes up top and goes for a body splash but misses. London gets up and hits a hurricarana. London goes up top and hits a 450 Splash. 1...2...3!-
-Super Crazy is eliminated-
-Gregory Helms gets into the ring and quickly hits London with a Shining Wizard. 1..2...3!-
-Paul London is eliminated-
-Rey Mysterio comes in from behind and does a top rope dropkick to Helms, putting him on the second rope. Rey Mysterio hits him with a 619 and hits a West Coast Pop when he gets up. 1...2..3!-
-Gregory Helms is eliminated-
-Matt Hardy gets into the ring-
J.R.: Oh my gosh we have seen this before at Wrestlemania 19!
-Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio stare off. They shake hands. Matt Hardy and Rey lock up. Matt goes behind Mysterio and gives him a backdrop. Matt puts Rey in a surfboard stretch. Half the crowd cheers for Matt, the other for Rey. Rey gets back to his feet, spins and dropkicks Matt into the turnbuckle. Mysterio goes to the top of the turnbuckle and gives Matt a 10-punch. Matt falls to the ground and Rey gives him a quick legdrop. Pin. 1...2..kickout. Rey picks up Matt, but Matt clotheslines Rey and hits him with an elbow drop. Matt goes to the top rope and waits. Rey gets up and Matt jumps off, going for a cross-body. Rey reverses and dropkicks Matt in the stomach. Rey hits him with a quick senton and pins him. 1...2..kickout. Rey picks up Matt and clotheslines him. Matt gets back up and Rey does a flying clothesline. Matt gets back up and Rey does a spinning wheel kick. When Matt gets up, Rey goes for another clothesline but Matt reverses into a Side Effect. Matt goes to the top and poses. He hits Rey with a Hardy Boyz legdrop and pins him. 1...2...kickout! Matt rolls out of the ring and tries to pull Rey out, but he dropkicks Matt right into the barricade. Rey runs across the ring and does a flip over the ref and over the ropes to the outside onto Matt. Rey picks up Matt, but Matt drop toe holds Rey into the steps. Matt slams Rey's head against the barricade and throws him back into the ring. Matt picks up Rey and goes for a Twist Of Fate, but Rey reverses into a flipping roll up. 1...2...kickout. Matt gets up and Rey does a hurricarana onto Matt. Matt spins and goes for a roll up, but Rey rolls back to his feet and hits Matt with a dropkick. Rey goes up top and hits Matt with a Moonsault. 1...2...kickout! Rey puts Matt on the second rope and hits him with 619. Rey goes for a West Coast Pop, but Matt kicks Rey in the stomach in the air and hits him with a Twist Of Fate. Pin. 1...2....kickout! Matt goes insane. He picks up Rey and puts him on the top rope. Matt grabs Rey's arm and goes for a super Side Effect. Rey then reverses into a arm drag! Matt goes flying and lands on the second rope. Rey hits him with the 619. Rey then hits Matt with a Top Rope Legdrop. Pin! 1...2....3!-
Announcer: Here is your winner...Rey Mysterio!
J.R.: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Michael Cole: Mysterio won the Cruiserweight title!
Tazz: That match was insane!
-The camera fads into a promo for the next match with Rey in the ring holding up the title-
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-The announcer announces all of the superstars down to the ring-
Announcer: Through a random drawing, the first two superstars in are Psicosis and Jamie Noble!
-Jamie Noble and Psicosis get into the ring-
-The bell rings-
-Psicosis and Noble start trading punches. Noble kicks Psi in the mid-section and hits him with a suplex. Noble stomps on Psi and few times then goes to the top rope. Noble hits Psi with a diving elbow and goes for a pin. 1..2..kickout. Noble picks up Psi, but Psi toe-kicks Noble and hits him with a DDT. Psi goes to the top rope and hits Noble with a body splash. Psi goes over to the turnbuckle pad and tries to take it off. The ref. stops him and argues. Noble slowly gets up without Psi noticing. Noble lays back down and Psi goes to the top rope, going for a moonsault. Noble gets back up and hits a school boy on Psicosis off the top rope. 1...2...3!-
-Psicosis is eliminated-
-Funaki gets in the ring and Noble quickly rolls him up! 1...2...3!-
Tazz: Oh my gosh! That's the second year that that has happened!
-Funaki is eliminated-
-Kid Cash gets into the ring and clotheslines Noble. He picks him back up and hits him with a spinning dropkick. Cash goes to the top rope but Noble pulls down the top rope, causing Cash to fall. Noble grabs Cash's head and DDTs it off the top rope. Noble applies the Guillotine and Cash taps out-
-Kid Cash is eliminated-
-Nunzio gets into the ring and dropkicks Noble over the top rope. Nunzio runs across the ring and does a flying body splash to the outside, taking Noble down. Nunzio picks Jamie up and slams his head on the barricade. Nunzio throws Noble back in and pins him. 1...2..kickout. Nunzio goes to the top rope. Noble gets up and Nunzio goes for a diving dropkick, but Noble reverses, catches Nunzio and hits him with a tigerbomb. Nunzio rolls out of the ring. Noble goes to the outside but Nunzio quickly hits a drop-toe-hold to Noble onto the steel steps. The ref's count: 8.....9.....10!-
-Jamie Noble and Nunzio are eliminated by a double count out-
-Spanky and London get into the ring. Noble and Nunzio continue to fight on the outside. Spanky gets down on all fours, London runs across the ring, jumps off of Spanky and does a Shooting Star Press to the outside, taking Nunzio and Noble down-
Michael Cole: OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
-London gets back into the ring. Spanky quickly dropkicks London and goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout. Spanky runs off the ropes but London hits Spanky with a dropsault. London goes off the ropes and hits a legdrop. Pin. 1...2..kickout. London gets Spanky in a headlock. Spanky, after a few seconds, backdrops London, London does a backflip, lands on his feet, goes for a hurricarana, Spanky reverses into a roll up and London reverses that roll up into another roll up. Pin. 1...2..kickout! London clotheslines Spanky and goes to the top rope. Spanky does a kick up and goes up to the top rope with him. Spanky grabs London's head and hits him with a Sliced Bread #2 off the top rope-
J.R.: I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT! This is a slobber knocker!
-Spanky goes for the pin. 1...2.......kickout!!! Spanky goes to the top rope. Spanky leaps off and goes for a diving legdrop but misses. London reverses it into a school boy. 1...2....3!-
-Spanky is eliminated-
-Super Crazy gets into the ring and dropkicks London. Super Crazy hits a moonsault from the first rope. 1...2...kickout. Super Crazy picks up London and hits him with an ensiguri. He goes up top and goes for a body splash but misses. London gets up and hits a hurricarana. London goes up top and hits a 450 Splash. 1...2...3!-
-Super Crazy is eliminated-
-Gregory Helms gets into the ring and quickly hits London with a Shining Wizard. 1..2...3!-
-Paul London is eliminated-
-Rey Mysterio comes in from behind and does a top rope dropkick to Helms, putting him on the second rope. Rey Mysterio hits him with a 619 and hits a West Coast Pop when he gets up. 1...2..3!-
-Gregory Helms is eliminated-
-Matt Hardy gets into the ring-
J.R.: Oh my gosh we have seen this before at Wrestlemania 19!
-Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio stare off. They shake hands. Matt Hardy and Rey lock up. Matt goes behind Mysterio and gives him a backdrop. Matt puts Rey in a surfboard stretch. Half the crowd cheers for Matt, the other for Rey. Rey gets back to his feet, spins and dropkicks Matt into the turnbuckle. Mysterio goes to the top of the turnbuckle and gives Matt a 10-punch. Matt falls to the ground and Rey gives him a quick legdrop. Pin. 1...2..kickout. Rey picks up Matt, but Matt clotheslines Rey and hits him with an elbow drop. Matt goes to the top rope and waits. Rey gets up and Matt jumps off, going for a cross-body. Rey reverses and dropkicks Matt in the stomach. Rey hits him with a quick senton and pins him. 1...2..kickout. Rey picks up Matt and clotheslines him. Matt gets back up and Rey does a flying clothesline. Matt gets back up and Rey does a spinning wheel kick. When Matt gets up, Rey goes for another clothesline but Matt reverses into a Side Effect. Matt goes to the top and poses. He hits Rey with a Hardy Boyz legdrop and pins him. 1...2...kickout! Matt rolls out of the ring and tries to pull Rey out, but he dropkicks Matt right into the barricade. Rey runs across the ring and does a flip over the ref and over the ropes to the outside onto Matt. Rey picks up Matt, but Matt drop toe holds Rey into the steps. Matt slams Rey's head against the barricade and throws him back into the ring. Matt picks up Rey and goes for a Twist Of Fate, but Rey reverses into a flipping roll up. 1...2...kickout. Matt gets up and Rey does a hurricarana onto Matt. Matt spins and goes for a roll up, but Rey rolls back to his feet and hits Matt with a dropkick. Rey goes up top and hits Matt with a Moonsault. 1...2...kickout! Rey puts Matt on the second rope and hits him with 619. Rey goes for a West Coast Pop, but Matt kicks Rey in the stomach in the air and hits him with a Twist Of Fate. Pin. 1...2....kickout! Matt goes insane. He picks up Rey and puts him on the top rope. Matt grabs Rey's arm and goes for a super Side Effect. Rey then reverses into a arm drag! Matt goes flying and lands on the second rope. Rey hits him with the 619. Rey then hits Matt with a Top Rope Legdrop. Pin! 1...2....3!-
Announcer: Here is your winner...Rey Mysterio!
J.R.: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Michael Cole: Mysterio won the Cruiserweight title!
Tazz: That match was insane!
-The camera fads into a promo for the next match with Rey in the ring holding up the title-